Relief from political distress, day 7…

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One more week…

I’m so tired of reading how screwed we all are.

The other day, I had a friend break down the presidential election into a simple pick: the lesser of the two evils. Frankly, that’s no small matter. Both camps look evil, unlikable, untrustworthy and downright horrible to me.

Pick the lesser of two evils eh?

Can’t be done.

One potato, two potato, three potato, four, five potato, six potato, seven potato, more, my mother said to pick the very best one and you will not be it you dirty old dish rag you…

Best two of three…

My mother and your mother were hanging up clothes, my mother socked your mother right in the nose, what color blood did she bleed? Red R-E-D spells red and you will be it you dirty old dish rag you…

In case of a tie breaker…

Bubble gum bubble gum in a dish, how many pieces do you wish? Ten T-E-N spells ten and you will not be it you dirty old dishrag you…

God Help us!

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No evil here…

Last blooms of fall...

Last blooms of fall…

 

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